I want Notational Velocity for iPhone with more syncing options than just Simplenote, and a customizable editing mode where you can set your own colors and font.

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@kdfrawg Big-time weird.

Oh well, time for more ☕

Makes me hate the modern web more than I probably should, but yeah, you're right.

Need some way to filter out all that garbage from websites. I'm dangerously close to disabling JavaScript everywhere.

How can you fuck up a website so badly? Seriously, I just arrived via a link on social media and before I can read anything, the whole page is covered in a floating digital vomit that wants me to sign up for their newsletter. And there's no way to dismiss the damn thing.

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Fekkers…

That does sound about as useful as the notifications I keep getting from my bank. They keep telling me I've gotten new invoices when there is none to be found. ?

I suspect that's how a lot of cartoons came to be.

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Or waking up screaming "No, Luigi Galvani, I don't want to be a part of your experiment!"…

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They sound like a lovely incompetent bunch.