Streakmachine

“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

O hai, Sun Tzu! I think I'll read some of your Art of War now.

Rick Springfield wants Jessie's Girl, it would seem.

@matigo I'm fairly sure I sound like an idiot no matter what or which medium.

@indigo It was fine until they did some Cool Stuff™ for iOS 9, which makes me have to type painfully slow in order to not trigger a select-everything-and-promptly-overwrite-with-the-next-keystroke maneuver. Most infuriating.

Damn this infernal iPad keyboard to heck. Can I please go back to the pre-iOS 9 one? I'm not compatible.

@matigo Really? It's the bottom of the barrel junk you find here. Cheapest of them all, even besting Samsung, no LG.

I'll just do the dishes while listening to Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas.

@matigo That would explain it. I mean, there's not a single Packard Bell I've ever seen that I would describe as a "quality product". Always cheap and nasty, bland at best.

@indigo Exactly. I don't mind either look and feel, but there are times when I would like a newer phone, for sure. The lack of up-to-date apps is becoming a bit of a bother, and it sure is showing its age by now. But the number one thing I would like, is a better camera.