Lots of men go hunting for "a nice piece of ass". I go hunting for a nice piece of toast.

And those parade uniforms! Classic! :D

How many other law organizations has their kind of reputation and mythos? :)

When talking about any country vs Canada, always remember that Canada has the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. That alone is worth at least 15 awesomeness points.

I don't mean sound rude or opportunistic, but aren't the betting sites supposed to start taking bets on when the USA is going to collapse in a social-economical way, and/or when the current president will be assasinated or otherwise removed from power?

That reminds me; I should read "interview with a vampire" some time.

I'm slowly building quite the collection of screenshots from twitter and NSFW sponsored tweets. How they think that's ok, I'll never figure out!

I often end up drinking coffee and having a raw carrot. ?

Seriously, Pokémon makes sense in comparison with the fat bastard who now runs the USA.

In fact, most anime makes sense in comparison.

Reality is overrated. Specially after seeing a quote from the pasty-faced cheeto monster.

Fiction ain't got nothing on that shit!