This just in:
Headache

Really makes you miss more alternatives on the market, don’t you?

At that point it can be Nescafé nonsense and I’ll be over the moon.

10 days and about 4 hours until coffee, if I’m lucky.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Wonder if the book I ordered will arrive today.

Ah, that thing. I’m so out of the loop it’s not even funny anymore.

Ok, so either you opened a nasty diaper, or you found some really unpleasant documentation.