This just in:
Headache

Really makes you miss more alternatives on the market, don’t you?

Meeting time!!

Oh, joy.

At that point it can be Nescafé nonsense and I’ll be over the moon.

10 days and about 4 hours until coffee, if I’m lucky.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Wonder if the book I ordered will arrive today.

Ah, that thing. I’m so out of the loop it’s not even funny anymore.

Ok, so either you opened a nasty diaper, or you found some really unpleasant documentation.