Streakmachine

No more beer. Send help. If you can’t send help, send more beer!

Sure are a lot of very pregnant women here in the park. Totally going against the statistics!

I swear, this tree is pooping on me.

And now they all scattered, leaving me to keep an eye on the stuff. Great.

Any more beer left?

Ooh, wonder what this thing does.

Then again, I’m slightly inebriated in the public park. All is well.

Just don’t ask me for an honest opinion right now… you’ll get one! ??

Wish I could feel my foot.

Approved by @matigo I hope?

Sunny and fairly windy. My favorite weather!

@matigo Something tells me that stupid people won't be stopped by that.

/@phoneboy