I swear, there are times when parenting makes me want to take a swan dive off the 8th floor.

Screaming in plural, for instance. Kids who wake up to early and switch their brains off at around 16:00 also does this. Not listening to anything you say for pretty much the whole day definitely puts me in that mood as well.

Guess what I’m going through right now? 🙄

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