If this isn't baloney, or I'm missing the obvious Onion-like webpage reference, we're quickly heading towards that Idiocracy future: http://www.viralthread.com/theres-a-new-cafe-where-you-can-order-a-bj-with-your-coffee-yes-really/
For those that have missed Idiocracy, the gag is basically that in a not-so-distant future Starbucks has stopped serving coffee, and instead focus on providing handjobs. See where this is going, right?