@literary Yep, I'm the exact opposite of that. ?
Each to their own, and there sure are a lot of the bells and whistles in Office. Microsoft has made a good package in the modern Office suite. It's just one of those things that's the proverbial space rocket fuel in a hand grenade for me.
I'm just delighted that Microsoft makes a pretty kick-ass version of Office for the Mac nowadays. When I stepped into the Mac world, it was lagging behind a fair bit.