Yet again I'm baffled at the lengths Microsoft goes to make simple things painfully complicated.

@kdfrawg Hm, I see your point. A squirrelly assistant would perhaps be less useful. However, I think a squirrel assistant would at least be able to fetch me snacks and maybe a beverage, assuming I make a small wagon for it to pull.

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@kdfrawg You know squirrels, doing what they please and chasing acorns all over the place.

Ah Felix. I had it, but never used it much for some reason.

Every now and then I'm reminded about how I need to obtain a generation 1 iPad. Will make for an excellent writing machine as well as allow me to run old apps that are no longer on the App Store.

Exactly!

Well that would explain this big and bushy tail.

Indeed. The mugs one gets as gifts or whatnot are usually fine in performance, but lacking otherwise.

The former, but I'd love to have a squirrel assistant that I could boss around.

With the modification (removed label) I performed on the mug I got from a previous job, I might actually get more use out of it. No more silly branding from a company I'm not a customer at, nor do I work for. As it should be!

Coffee mug