Because apparently the latter has just been banned online in China. I love this world we live in! ?

#CantMakeThisUp

Subtle (not) reference to Initial D. ?

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Can never go wrong with a home bakery. The trouble is finding a place that wants daily deliveries, at a decent distance and up a mountain road, so you get to do nocturnal deliveries in a tuned, rear-wheel drive Toyota from the 1980s. ?

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Apparently Xi Jinping is addicted to honey, a bit slow in the head, and walks around without pants.

Might be able to do it with the Chromebook, but it's looking less and less likely given what I want to do with that machine.

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Truth, that! ?

Many a day I contemplate actually starting a bakery. Probably more fulfilling than the jobs I've had so far.

Have been tinkering with the idea of a cluster laptop.

Piers Morgan really is a huge twat and a terrible interviewer.

Needs more cores!