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@phoneboy But the real question is; DO YOU NEED TP FOR YOUR BUNGHOLE? ;D

@peemee Excitement!

@c At least that's a good use of the infernal thing. Kind of like how I would like these social network things to actually be used. Something more than the hunt for getting the biggest e-penis and being able to claim having thousands of "friends".

@literary I'd love something like this too! ??

// @matigo

And now for something completely different:

Whenever I have a really bad day, I always cheer myself up by thinking about how I never signed up for Facebook.

@matigo I'd nearly prefer that compared to some of the stuff they played.

@matigo Oh fear not, I've long since given up on Twitter as any kind of useful way of getting things done. ;P

Seriously, that place just gets worse each passing day.

@matigo Sorry, I just threw up a little in my mouth.

@konrad Awesomeness! :)

Will see if it's necessary, depending on what the company in question gets back to me with. Dunno if they even want to deal with a regular person and not a company. :D