Some of the details I haven't worked out just yet. As you mentioned the micro-USB port is not ideal, so I might solder some short cables to a battery holder or something along those lines.

Indeed. Quite the affordable little computer, that Pi Zero. Shipping was as much as the actual device, but still cheap enough. Couldn't resist anymore. Now I might build some semi-useful wearable computer. :D

Well, they did have a limit on one per customer. :(

Oops. I appear to have ordered a Raspberry Pi Zero.

Given how incompetent and simpleminded people in general appear to be, maybe this whole voting stuff isn't such a great idea after all… then again, being ruled by idiots is kind of exactly what the people deserves.

Maybe I'm overthinking this.

Even worse.

Yes, exactly like that! Sure, they might write that it's a 5" LCD at best, but I need to know the exterior measurements of the display assembly. Otherwise, how can I make a mockup of my control panel? :P

Why in Beelzebub's bunghole is it so hard for sellers on eBay to write the measurements of displays in the ad/auction? It's kind of an important deciding factor, at least for me.

At this point I doubt the damn thing was designed with humans in mind. Counterintuitive is barely a strong enough word to describe it.

I contemplated that too, but all the stuff I could come up with was either taken or too corny.